In the interest of trying to revive Chris' blog, I am now forced to post e-mail forwards -
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Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0
I soon noticedthat the new program began unexpected child processing that took up alot of space and valuable resources.
In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and nowmonitors all other system activity.
Applications such as Poker Night10.3 , Football 5.0 , Hunting and Fishing 7.5 , and Golfing 3.6.I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to runmy favorite applications.
I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend7.0 , but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0 . Please help!
Thanks,Troubled User.....
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REPLY:Dear Troubled User:
Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 , thinking that itis just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATINGSYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run everything.
It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0 . It isimpossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system onceinstalled.
You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to notallow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony/ChildSupport.
I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.
The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE! because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway. One way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0.
WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With ShortSkirt 3.3 . This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system!
Best of luck,Tech Support
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